1.) Q: I find some of your pictures and sexual innuendo offensive. Can you tone down the sexy stuff? Other than that, I think your recipes are excellent.

 A: Seriously? No. If you can’t take the heat, get out of my kitchen. Please try to lighten up. You’ll be happier if you don’t take life too seriously. Therapy might help.

2.) Q: Can I come and “cook” with you?

      A: What do you think this is — a “sex for hire” site? On the other hand, send me a recent photo and we’ll see what comes up.

3.) Q: How old are you?

     A: That’s no question to ask a Lady! Oh wait — I’m no lady. But, “sexy knows no age.”

4.) Q: Why did you create this website?

     A: Because I am Mother Teresa. And because I want peeps to share my joy of food and eating AND maintain their girlish figures. And because one day you might buy something from me because you love me so much. I might be cheap, but I’m not free. A gal’s still gotta’ make a living you know.

5.) Q: I see you have vegan recipes. Why do you also include meat-based recipes?

     A: I’m not a vegan but I like a lot of vegan-esque food. In my world those are called “side dishes” and salads. My ancestors didn’t claw their way to the top of the food chain to be entirely vegan. However, different strokes for different folks, if you get my drift.